May The Best Team Be Left Standing..., Welcome 2 NFL Week 1!!!

 

Well Squad After What Seems Like An Eternity…,

I mean I had enuff tyme on July 7th, after 42 years in the game 2 retire, then I graduated college 2 FINALLY cop that Bachelor’s Degree after 23 long years of struggle…, been down 2 Jamaica & back & now the 2023-24 NFL Football Season is upon us. Defending Soopabowl Champion the Kansas City Chiefs kick in the door Thursday night against the up & coming Detroit Lions. Take KC in spite of the absent players…

My NFC East Division goes up against the NFC West on our 4-year cycle as the NFL is just trying to make the road that much more difficult with San Fran, Arizona, Seattle, & the LA Rams on deck. SHUDDER!!!

2 My Man John with all of your high hopes…, your Eagles take on a Patriots team that has been taking on water of late. Last year was a disaster with OC fiasco, so they bring back Bill O’Brien to fix those woes & Mac Jones too. New toy RB Zeke Elliott is in the garage so they’ll bring him out 2 play too. However…, the Eagles are still the Eagles. In spite of losing your OC & DC due 2 your unmitigated success last year, I just CANNOT find myself going against your squad. Until y’all show me that y’all ain’t…, I gotta believe y’all still got everything required to make ANOTHA DEEP PLAYOFF RUN!!! As Jalen Hurts goes..., so goes this Philly Eagles squad. If he continues 2 ascend..., lead with quiet intensity..., & has ZERO FEAR of the bullseye placed upon his City O' Brotherly Love back..., they may just be the 1st team in the division 4 the 1st tyme in like 20 years who will repeat as division champs!!! So sit back & NJoy The Show!!!

Speaking of San Fran they kick the weekend off against a team folks have high hopes for. That would be the Pittsburgh Steelers. They are well coached as Mike Tomlin was a magician last year even though they DID NOT make the playoffs. They settled in rookie QB Kenny Pickett & now he has a few weapons around him mostly WR Pickens to do some damage with. San Fran had the shot heard round the league as they dumped 3^rd pick in the draft QB Trey Lance down to the Cowboys. Ole boy after multiple years in the system COULD NOT beat out incoming QB2 Sam Darnold the Ex-Jet 1^st round pick. If Brock Purdy can do half of what he did last year, I gotta ride with Harv & Rog’s 49er’s to continue 2 be an NFC dominant team in search of that elusive Soopabowl Run!!!

Then on Sunday night in one of the MANY prime tyme games my damn team is featured in…, we open with division foe The Cowboys at Giants Stadium. I hate opening the season against a division foe, I think that should at least game 3 to set the table. Well, fresh off a new $40 million per year contract for QB Danny Boy Jones & smacking RB Saquon Barkley with the franchise tag, then reaching a standard deal for RB’s with this new ceiling that’s been set, we’ll see if NFL Coach Of The Year Brian Daboll can continue the upward trajectory he has my squad on. We still need WR’s, the defense could be better, but this is what we got.

The Cowboys were simply the Cowboys during the off-season with turmoil surrounding offensive lineman Zach Martin who they placated with cash. They have put Dak on notice as Coach McCarthy is now calling the plays after releasing #1 offense in the league play caller OC Kellen Moore (I guess y’all don’t wanna score no more points, huh???) They got some more financial things to clean up in order to sign Micah Parson’s who’s due to be paid 1^st in front of all the others who are on deck & they let Zeke go 2 the Patriots so itz gonna be different with Pollard as RB #1!!!

Dak’s hefty $60 million dollar cap hit next year is why he’s auditioning in front of QB3 Trey Lance who’s been given a lifeline from Owner / GM / Coach / Scout / Ticket Sales / Concessions Worker / Custodian / Uncle Jerry Jones!!! LMAO!!! Call me krazy…, Call me krazy…, Shasta, Ian, & DeVon but I think this is the game my NY Giants will catch these boyz zzzlpin’ on as we secure our 1^st “W” of the season to start this division fight off right. Sherry, Scottie, Kimbo, don't worry as AJ Got Ya!!! I mean did you see what Danny Boy Jones' Duke Blue Devils did 2 Mighty Clemson??? Rinse, Wash, Repeat!!! LMAO!!!

The next night in Prime Tyme is the anointing of the A-A-Ron ERA as QB of the NY Jets. I CANNOT lie, I am JEALOUS as hell because that move alone stole ALL THE THUNDER away from my NY Giants 1nce it happened. Had my azz watching this years “Hard Knocks” & everythang because this is an intriguing experiment we’ve seen recently. We saw TB12 go to Tampa Bay & Matt Stafford go to the Rams & they both won Soopabowls proving the move was everythang it was ‘sposed 2 be. Can the NY Jets repeat that trend??? I Say..., HELL 2 DA NAWH!!! Bcuz they just CANNOT HAVE NICE THANGS!!! But these ARE NOT your same ole Jets. Not since Rex Ryan coached the team have they been in a better position 2 succeed. However…, they are in the Buzz Saw that iz The AFC East & The AFC Conference in particular. Great teams with great QB’s sprinkled all across the country in that conference.

They kick off week 1 against their divisional foe the Buffalo Bills & them boyz gotta be good & ready as they’re tired of all this NY Jets talk of Soopabowl or Bust!!! Hell…, the last tyme I checked…, Buffalo iz STILL in New York State too??? QB Josh Allen is STILL HIM & they have been 2getha a minute figuring out their identity of who they be. The A-A-Ron led Jets are just starting that journey. How-En-Be-So-Ever as I did with my NY Giants…, I am going out on a limb 2 say Team Gang-Green iz gonna light Giants Stadium green, set that place on fire, & give their fans an opening day they’ve been dying for. So 2 Charles / Chuck / “Le Marquis De La Hate” / Miller (just like his idol Uncle Jerry Jones did u see what I did there???) I am taking YOUR NY J-E-T-S, in the season opening upset. OMG!!! DID I JUST DO THAT??? YEAH U DID AJ!!! DAMMNNNN!!!

Quite Simply…, R U (no not Rutgers, but a good win 4 them) READY 4 SOME FOOTBALL?!? WELL LET’S GO GET IT DAMNIT!!!

	2023 NFL FOOTBALL
	FAVORITE	SPREAD	POINTS	UNDERDOG	AJ's PICK 'EM
1	CHIEFS	5.5	51.5	Lions	CHIEFS
2	FALCONS	3.5	39	Panthers	Panthers
3	Jaguars	4.5	45.5	COLTS	Jaguars
4	49ers	2.5	41	STEELERS	49ers
5	Commanders	7	38.5	CARDINALS	Commanders
6	Bengals	2.5	47.5	BROWNS	Bengals
7	VIKINGS	6	45.5	Buccaneers	VIKINGS
8	SAINTS	3	41.5	Titans	SAINTS
9	RAVENS	10	43.5	Texans	RAVENS
10	BEARS	1	43.5	Packers	Packers
11	SEAHAWKS	5.5	45.5	Rams	SEAHAWKS
12	BRONCOS	4	44	Raiders	Raiders
13	Eagles	3.5	45	PATRIOTS	Eagles
14	CHARGERS	2.5	50.5	Dolphins	CHARGERS
15	Cowboys	3.5	46.5	GIANTS	GIANTS
16	Bills	2.5	46.5	JETS	JETS
	Home Team Is In CAPS

 

P.S. 2day Iz 2 Months 2 The Day Since I Broke The Chains & Stepped Off The PS Plantation!!! Free At Last…, Free At Last…, THANK GAWD ALMIGHTY AJ IZ MFK’N FREE AT LAST!!! LOL!!!